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Gag Gifts & Novelties
Welcome to the "Gag Gifts & Novelties" Collection at Such Sexy Things!
Get ready to ignite laughter, spark playfulness, and embrace the lighter...
Hott Products
$17.40
Indoor and outdoor ball combining the two things guys love the most. Warning might make your girlfriend hate football even more than she already does. Perfectly erect nips on the end of the ball.
Hott Products
$8.10
A cookie tastes best when its shaped like a breast.
Hott Products
$10.80
Follow Chef Weenie Pasta's directions for ultimate taste! The Only Noodle with a HARD-ON! Ingredients: Enriched Macaroni Product ( Wheat Flour, Niacin, Ferrous Sulfate (Iron), Enriched Color...
Hott Products
Dicky Chug Sports Bottle - Big Pink
$14.60
Enjoy your favorite beverage while amusing your friends... anywhere, anytime! 20 Fl. Oz. Capacity Sturdy Design Sports Top for Freshness
Hott Products
Dicky Chug Sports Bottle - Glow-...
$16.20
Enjoy your favorite beverage while amusing your friends... anywhere, anytime! 20 Fl. Oz. Capacity Sturdy Design Sports Top for Freshness