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Little Genie
Suck a Bag of Dicks! 100pc 3oz
$5.00
These are perfect for bachelorette party favors, great for parties!
Hott Products
$10.90
Pecker shaped cum covered rainbow lollipop with a sweet, fruity flavor. Lick and suck your way in to sweet erotic bliss!
Hott Products
Fuck You Finger Fucker Lollipop
$4.80
Butterscotch flavored Lollipop. Giving you the "Finger" INGREDIENTS: SUGAR, GLUCOSE SYRUP, WATER, ARTIFICIAL FLAVORS, ARTIFICIAL COLORS: (FD&C Yellow 5, FD&C Yellow 6,Titanium Dioxide).
Kheper Games
$13.00
Suck the rainbow with this set of six 20g dick-shaped sucker. Flavors include: strawberry, orange, banana, lime, blue raspberry, and grape.
Kheper Games
$4.00
Let other people know how you really feel about them with your F*ck You! Sucker. Strawberry-flavored sucker weighs 50g.